A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers, "I dont know. I m a stranger here myself."
U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*.....
# WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WONT WORK AGAIN"..."
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Urs Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK" ....
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!"... "
I want U to know that U are very important to me,
Its impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere....
DONT MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO".... "
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it...
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second,
dont misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere. ...
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420.....