Jhoote hai wo Dost,Jo kehte the.
jaan bhi mango to de denge.
Aaj wo apni Girlfriend ko jaan kehte hai,
Aur mango to sale inkaar karate hai..
Jhoot Bolna.
Baccho K Liye PAAP
Lovers K Liye ART
Bachelors K Liye ANIVARYA
Or
Married K Liye
"JINE KA 1 HI MARG"
Definition of Human being:
An intelligent creature Dat cut trees,
makes paper out of it
&
writes "Save Trees"
on them!
Really Funny worlD
BETA: Papa meri teacher ktni pyari he na!
BAP:Beta techr MAA k braber hoti
he.
BETA:Aap to hamesha apne he
chakar me rehna.
I LOVE YOU kasam se,
I LOVE YOU sach me,
I LOVE YOU kyoki doctor kehte hai ki pagalo ka ilaj pyar se hi hota hai.
So again I LOVE YOU
Ladki ne jeans utari aur apne boy friend se kaha mujhe aurat hone ka ehsas karao.
Boy friend ne b apni jeans utari aur kaha jao dono jeans dho kar laao.
Sabere sham thari yaad aave hai,
Sari raat manne jagave hai,
karne ko to kar lu tanne call,
Par customer wali chori balance No batave hai.
Brain is most outstanding object in nature. It functions 24hrs 365 days.
It functions rite from time we born, n stops only when
we enter the exam hall....
Ye jo haath me 4 inch ka dabba pakad rakha hai....
Sirf message recieve karne ke liye nahi hai....
Is se message send bhi hote hai....
Try karke dekho....
Dekho Mausam kitna suhana hai.
Bheegi barsat ka bhi Zamana hai.
Ek...
Sweet sa SMS...
To kardo...
Kya sara balance sasural lekar jana hai????