Ek kali afrikan ladki ko god ne pankh kya dedi toh wo khushi se boli WOW !!!
God kya me ab pari bangayi hoon?
God nahi re pagli ab to tu chamgadar ban gayi hai,
Never kiss a lady police: she says-stop-hands up.
Never kiss a lady doctor: she says-next plz.
Always kiss a lady teacher: she says-once more.
Najron se najre mila kar to dekho,
meri yad me anshu baha k to dekho,
SMS kiya phone bhi krunga..
Bas ek baar mera mobile recharje kara k to dkho.
Jhoote hai wo Dost,Jo kehte the.
jaan bhi mango to de denge.
Aaj wo apni Girlfriend ko jaan kehte hai,
Aur mango to sale inkaar karate hai..
Jhoot Bolna.
Baccho K Liye PAAP
Lovers K Liye ART
Bachelors K Liye ANIVARYA
Or
Married K Liye
"JINE KA 1 HI MARG"
Definition of Human being:
An intelligent creature Dat cut trees,
makes paper out of it
&
writes "Save Trees"
on them!
Really Funny worlD
BETA: Papa meri teacher ktni pyari he na!
BAP:Beta techr MAA k braber hoti
he.
BETA:Aap to hamesha apne he
chakar me rehna.
Girl:-kyo ro rahe ho
Boy-maine aaj tak s*x nahi kiya.
Girl-ro mat mujhse Kar lo.
After
Girl-kyo hans rahe ho?
Boy-aaj maine ro-ro ke sara mohalla ch*d diya.
I LOVE YOU kasam se,
I LOVE YOU sach me,
I LOVE YOU kyoki doctor kehte hai ki pagalo ka ilaj pyar se hi hota hai.
So again I LOVE YOU
Ladki ne jeans utari aur apne boy friend se kaha mujhe aurat hone ka ehsas karao.
Boy friend ne b apni jeans utari aur kaha jao dono jeans dho kar laao.