Dont marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later....
Why dogs dont marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dogs life!....
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Dont take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. ....
A man who surrenders when he is WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he is NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he is RIGHT, is a HUSBAND....
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.".... "
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it...
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman....
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other --
so now its just a waiting game....
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega.
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo,
kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega....
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi .