is duniya me 3 log bahut acche hai....
1 mein
2. fir se mein
3. Aap....
ka friend.... mein
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On their first nite!
Husband: Is it really your first night?
Wife: yes dear..... Actually it is first time at night...
Husband: Is it really your first night?
Wife: yes dear..... Actually it is first time at night...
Professor ne bed pe novel padhte hue biwi ki panty me hath dala!
Biwi: Utaru kya?
Prof: bas ho gaya! panna palatne ke liye ungli geeli karni thi.
Biwi: Utaru kya?
Prof: bas ho gaya! panna palatne ke liye ungli geeli karni thi.
SIX or SEX me kya farq hai?
Utha ke maro to Six,lita ke maro to Sex!
Hath Uper to Six,Tange uper to Sex!
Sedha bahar jaye to Six,Sedha ander jaye to Sex!
Utha ke maro to Six,lita ke maro to Sex!
Hath Uper to Six,Tange uper to Sex!
Sedha bahar jaye to Six,Sedha ander jaye to Sex!
An Old man in a Hurry forget to Zip up his pant.
A girl said-Your zip is open.
Old Man said- Dont worry, DEAD Birds Dont fly.
A girl said-Your zip is open.
Old Man said- Dont worry, DEAD Birds Dont fly.
Sir: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: Sir, Tannis Player!
Sir: Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Sir, Pe**is Player...
Student: Sir, Tannis Player!
Sir: Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Sir, Pe**is Player...
Whats your name?
Sir, Mohini!
Aage Kya lagati ho?
ji, wishper
I mean picche kya lagati ho?
Girl sharma ke... ji sarson ka tel...
Sir, Mohini!
Aage Kya lagati ho?
ji, wishper
I mean picche kya lagati ho?
Girl sharma ke... ji sarson ka tel...
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Aati thi, jaati thi, hasti thi hasti thi, roti thi rulati thi, ruthti thi manati thi.....
Ab ja ke samjha....
Sali Chutia banati thi..
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Aati thi, jaati thi, hasti thi hasti thi, roti thi rulati thi, ruthti thi manati thi.....
Ab ja ke samjha....
Sali Chutia banati thi..
Aati thi, jaati thi, hasti thi hasti thi, roti thi rulati thi, ruthti thi manati thi.....
Ab ja ke samjha....
Sali Chutia banati thi..
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Aati thi, jaati thi, hasti thi hasti thi, roti thi rulati thi, ruthti thi manati thi.....
Ab ja ke samjha....
Sali Chutia banati thi..
Boss: Ye tum itne chote chote kapde kyon pehenti ho? Secretary: Kya karoon sir, itni salary mein itne hi chote kapde aate hain. Boss: Aaj se salary band!
U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*.....
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*.....
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