SON-Agar Apko pata chale ki me 1st Divison me pass hua to apko kaisa lgega.
PAPA-Khusi se Pagal ho jaunga
SON-Bas isi Dar se me Fail ho gya hoon.
is duniya me 3 log bahut acche hai....
1 mein
2. fir se mein
3. Aap....
ka friend.... mein
On their first nite!
Husband: Is it really your first night?
Wife: yes dear..... Actually it is first time at night...
Professor ne bed pe novel padhte hue biwi ki panty me hath dala!
Biwi: Utaru kya?
Prof: bas ho gaya! panna palatne ke liye ungli geeli karni thi.
SIX or S*X me kya farq hai?
Utha ke maro to Six,lita ke maro to S*x!
Hath Uper to Six,Tange uper to S*x!
Sedha bahar jaye to Six,Sedha ander jaye to S*x!
An Old man in a Hurry forget to Zip up his pant.
A girl said-Your zip is open.
Old Man said- Dont worry, DEAD Birds Dont fly.
Sir: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: Sir, Tannis Player!
Sir: Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Sir, Pe**is Player...
Whats your name?
Sir, Mohini!
Aage Kya lagati ho?
ji, wishper
I mean picche kya lagati ho?
Girl sharma ke... ji sarson ka tel...
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Aati thi, jaati thi, hasti thi hasti thi, roti thi rulati thi, ruthti thi manati thi.....
Ab ja ke samjha....
Sali Chutia banati thi..
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Aati thi, jaati thi, hasti thi hasti thi, roti thi rulati thi, ruthti thi manati thi.....
Ab ja ke samjha....
Sali Chutia banati thi..
Boss: Ye tum itne chote chote kapde kyon pehenti ho? Secretary: Kya karoon sir, itni salary mein itne hi chote kapde aate hain. Boss: Aaj se salary band!