BENGALI SMS

Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms

Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari,
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari,
Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje,
Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate..

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi

Ami banglai gan gai...ami banglar gan gai,ami amr ami k chirodin ai banglai khuje pai...ami banglai dekhe-e sopno ami banglai badhi sukh....ami ai banglar maya vora pothe hetece atota dur...bangla amr jibonanodo bangla praner sur..ami akbar dekhe barbar dekhe..,.dekhe banglar mukh........

Esho bristi namai-keno?
Vijbo bole.
Cholo hariye jai-kothay?
Oi magh ar dash.
Esho hat duti barai-keno?
Bondhu hobo bole. .

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon...

Potla-potla totti ata he,khane ko man nahi karta,Dr.:Ye lo dawai,mota-mota totti ayega,Jesi Marzi Kaat Aur KHAA...

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna enda umma onumkudy ninda vallumma...

A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her
"NGEMPELA NGILITHOLILE ELISHA SHA ISOKA NGISHO NEPIPI YALO IMBALA ISESEPLASTIKINI"...

Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE, Biju...