Fools Sms(Page1)
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- U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*.....
- WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN...
- Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK" .... -
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while
reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!...
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- I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's
impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U
everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
- SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO....
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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it...
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere. ... -
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You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420..... -
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think
we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob
a bank?....
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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS...
- A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING..... -
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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE... -
For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!...... -
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go....
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