Fools Sms(Page1)


  • U are a...


    B. I. T. C. H.


    Beautiful


    Intelligent


    Talented


    Cute


    Horny


    r u smiling now?


    *YOU BITCH*.....
  • WARNING ! ! !



    This is a VIRUS . . .



    When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN    ...
  • Hi,

    Doing nothing?

    Then Make a Place,

    4 Me in ur Heart!!

    I May come there any time!

    Ur's Faithfully,

    "HeArT aTtAcK" .    ...
  • A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
    Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!...
  • I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
  • SomeOne..
    MiSSES U..
    NeeDS U..
    Worries About U
    Lonely Without U
    Guess Who?
    THE MONKEY IN
    ... THE ZOO    ....
  • Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






    Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it...
  • You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


    Just a second, don't misunderstand.
    CUTE means:
    Creating
    Useless
    Troubles
    Everywhere. ...

  • You are equal to sixty james bond!


    How??


    007 * 60 = 420.....
  • We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?....
  • U R the one who is CHARMING
    U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
    U R the one who is CUTE
    and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS...
  • A - U r Attractive
    B - U r the Best
    C - U r Cute
    D - U r Dear 2 Me
    E - U r Excellent
    F - U r Funny
    G - U r Good-Looking
    H - hehehe
    I - I'm
    J - JOKING.....
  • So Sweet is ur SMILE???
    so Sweet is ur STYLE???
    so Sweet is ur VOICE???
    so Sweet is ur EYE?????
    see .......how Sweetly I LIE...
  • For pepsi "shahrukh"

    For coke "aamir"

    For mirinda "vivek"

    For fanta "rani"

    & For Thums Up "Akshay"

    Don't worry
    For Bante wala soda "You"
    Cheers !!!......
  • When things go wrong

    When sadness fills your heart

    When tears flow in your eyes

    Always remember 3 things
    1) I am with you
    2) You have money
    3) Bar is open, Lets go....

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