Sabere sham thari yaad aave hai,
Sari raat manne jagave hai,
karne ko to kar lu tanne call,
Par customer wali chori balance No batave hai.
Brain is most outstanding object in nature. It functions 24hrs 365 days.
It functions rite from time we born, n stops only when
we enter the exam hall....
Ye jo haath me 4 inch ka dabba pakad rakha hai....
Sirf message recieve karne ke liye nahi hai....
Is se message send bhi hote hai....
Try karke dekho....
Dekho Mausam kitna suhana hai.
Bheegi barsat ka bhi Zamana hai.
Ek...
Sweet sa SMS...
To kardo...
Kya sara balance sasural lekar jana hai????
Hey... do u know? Today is SORRY DAY,
Aaj ke din sabko apni galti maan leni chahiye...
Agar meri koi baat tumhe buri lagi ho to
lagti rahe
Hum yeh din nahi manate...
A Toilet is like a committee meeting room.
People come with lot of pressure,
sit,
create a lot of noise
and ultimately
DROP THE MATTER.
is duniya me 3 log bahut acche hai....
1 mein
2. fir se mein
3. Aap....
ka friend.... mein
Judge: u r accused 4 rape, so u r fined Rs. 11461,
Man: Mylord y exactly Rs. 11461?
Judge: Rs. 10000 for rape, 4% vat & 10.2% Entertainment
Girl Friend: Kuch aisa bolo ke mere dil ki dhadkan tej ho jaaye!
Boy Friend: wo dekh tera Baap..........
somtimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears, wen i m woried no 1 c my pain, wen i m happy no 1 c my smile. sala! 1 ladki ke sath goomey to sab dekhte hai