Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth.
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Both don't exist.
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it..
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it..
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position.
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Student: "Father in law".
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down...
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down...
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends.
Rest have
Girlfriends.
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