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Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
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Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
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Chicken Fry,
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never CRY !!!...
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