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  • Don't marry the person you want to live with...
    Marry the one you cannnot live without...
    But whatever you do, you will regret it later....
  • Why dogs don't marry?
    A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!....
  • Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
    Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. .    ...
  • A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
    A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
    A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND....
  • Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
    Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.    ....
  • There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it....

  • Different Phases of a man:
    After engagement: Superman
    After Marriage: Gentleman
    After 10 years: Watchman
    After 20 years: Doberman....
  • My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game....
  • Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
    saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo
    kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega....
  • Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
    Hello kiya,
    Wife- koun thi wo?
    Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi
  • Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
    Patni: kehdi film si?
    Pati: Apne vyah di movie si...

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