Naughty Sms(Page1)


  • CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
  • Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE...
  • Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet ....
  • Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,my lovely pyjamas...
  • A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home....
  • Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text....
  • I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch...
  • He came at night,
    explored my body,
    got on top of me,
    touched me,
    he bit, sucked, swalowd,
    when he was satisfyed,
    he left,
    i was hurt,
    BLOODY... MOSQUITO...

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    Very good!
    Intelligent Ho!
    Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
  • oT TnAW T2UL I
    +THpinboop YA2
    !..2mA3rb T33w2
    ! .. niH)A2 2'rU
    Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...Bye!...
  • there are 3 chambers in my heart.
    1 for ALLAH
    1 for ABBOO
    1 for AMMEE
    Oh wat about u dear?
    Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    bcoz
    You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • What is the height of Flirting?       
    When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...
  • BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY}...
  • !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya...
  • this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it ...

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