Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM...
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.....
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.....
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl....
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl....
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal....
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal....
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment.....
Pappu: Life imprisonment.....
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394....
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"....
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'.....!
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"....
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon
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