Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man....
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Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University....
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University....
Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga
Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?.....
Santa: Koi hint?.....
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman....
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman....
There was a short note written on poster of adult movie.
"Under 18 are not allowed."
Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him....
"Under 18 are not allowed."
Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him....
Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si......!
American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female
sardar1:Tell me a word consist of 100 letters
Banta: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Banta: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush - Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100 25 - OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST 5 - Handicapped 5 - Sports Persons 5 - Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri Migrants 9 - Politicians and if possible 1 - Astronaut...
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