Santabanta Sms(Page1)


  • Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
    Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'...
  • One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No...
  • Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
    Doc: wht happened?
    Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai    ...
  • Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
    Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
    And so quickly too!, said Preeto...
  • While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
    Banta: R u ok?
    Santa: Yeah!
    Banta: Did u break anything?
    Santa: No, there's nothing down here....
  • Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
    Shopkeeper: Rs 500
    Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.    ....
  • Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
    Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai...
  • Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
    Banta asked: What are you doing?
    Santa: Drying sweat....

  • Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn....
  • Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
    Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye....
  • Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
    Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?...
  • Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
    Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai....
  • Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
    When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more....
  • Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
    Santa: Why don't u cook something else....
  • A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
    Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
    Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out....

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