is duniya me 3 log bahut acche hai....

1 mein

2. fir se mein

3. Aap....

ka friend.... mein

Najron se najre mila kar to dekho,
meri yad me anshu baha k to dekho,
SMS kiya phone bhi krunga..
Bas ek baar mera mobile recharje kara k to dkho.

Never kiss a lady police: she says-stop-hands up.
Never kiss a lady doctor: she says-next plz.
Always kiss a lady teacher: she says-once more.

THERE IS NO ONE IN THE WORLD CAN GIVE LOVE TO ANY PERSON WITH FAITH BUT EVERY ONE LOVE SOME ONE WITH A HOPE TO GET LOVE.. A TIME BOUND THEN ENDS UP,,, WHEN A BOY ASKED A GIRL WHERE R YOU ITS MEANS HE CARE FORE YOU & WHEN HE ASKED U HOW R U ITS HE LIKES LIKE YOU.............LATER TO COME ...........SE U AGAIN

Ek kali afrikan ladki ko god ne pankh kya dedi toh wo khushi se boli WOW !!!
God kya me ab pari bangayi hoon?
God nahi re pagli ab to tu chamgadar ban gayi hai,

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out...

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college...

Love two things, A rose and you. A rose for a short while, But you are the rest of my life .. ..

Wishing you happiness as big as Ganesha"s Appetite,
Life as long as his Trunk,
Trouble as small as his mouse,
Gains as sweet as his Laddo..

"HappY Diwali"